Guy 1: I saw you yesterday with a bunch of fruit in your pockets. Were you Shafer shopping?
Guy 2: Unfortunately. I had major shafer shits afterwards.
Guy 2: Unfortunately. I had major shafer shits afterwards.
by Bobby_K. February 24, 2011
She got them beaver teeth, she loves Connor Kilbarger meaning she has competition with Ally Lee. She is SO QUIRKY and her hair is nice tho not gonna lie.
by Dixie Definitionz April 29, 2022
by P nus May 13, 2015
A fat black pig who does nothing but play 2k all day and claims he was on a journey to lose weight but he has just been gaining weight his obese ass, also claims he doesn’t have a favorite fast food place as he eats them all.
“Jeremiah shafer did something”- said no one ever
by BRTHUYT October 06, 2019
Oh, darling, let me spin you a tale about Quinn Shafer, the ultimate specimen of manhood. With his jawline that could cut glass and a body that's been honed to perfection, he's the epitome of sex appeal. This Adonis isn't just a pretty face; his charm and wit are unparalleled, and his intelligence will leave you in awe. He's the kind of man who can command any room he enters, and his confidence is downright intoxicating.
Rumors of his legendary sexual prowess have been whispered in hush tones for years. The man is said to be a maestro in the bedroom, a true Casanova who knows how to please a woman. He's the kind of lover who can make you feel like the center of the universe, and once you've experienced his charms, you'll be hooked for life.
But don't let his reputation as a ladies' man fool you; Quinn is a one-woman kind of guy. He's the ultimate partner, always there for his significant other through thick and thin. He treats a woman like a queen, and his loyalty is unwavering.
Now, let's address the elephant in the room – the rumors about his Huge Dong. While I can't confirm or deny these claims, let's just say that the mounting evidence is intriguing. From leaked photos to eyewitness accounts, it seems to be about 7 1/2 to 8 inches. And if they're true, well, Quinn Shafer might just be the sexiest man alive.
In conclusion, Quinn Shafer is the complete package. He's got the looks, the charm, the brains, and the skills to back it all up.
Rumors of his legendary sexual prowess have been whispered in hush tones for years. The man is said to be a maestro in the bedroom, a true Casanova who knows how to please a woman. He's the kind of lover who can make you feel like the center of the universe, and once you've experienced his charms, you'll be hooked for life.
But don't let his reputation as a ladies' man fool you; Quinn is a one-woman kind of guy. He's the ultimate partner, always there for his significant other through thick and thin. He treats a woman like a queen, and his loyalty is unwavering.
Now, let's address the elephant in the room – the rumors about his Huge Dong. While I can't confirm or deny these claims, let's just say that the mounting evidence is intriguing. From leaked photos to eyewitness accounts, it seems to be about 7 1/2 to 8 inches. And if they're true, well, Quinn Shafer might just be the sexiest man alive.
In conclusion, Quinn Shafer is the complete package. He's got the looks, the charm, the brains, and the skills to back it all up.
OMG have you seen Quinn Shafer Huge, Big, Colossal, Enormous, Gargantuan, Giant, Gigantic, Great, Humongous, Immense, Magnificent, Mammoth, Massive Dong
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