Shreks Toe Sock

When you mash up a bologna sandwich in a ziplock bag full of donkey semen, then proceed to shove it down your child's throat as a form of discipline.

Little Johnny was being a real bitch today in class, so I gave him a good taste of Shreks Toe Sock.

by TheWettestDream February 1, 2017

Shreks cum slut

If u think Shrek from movie Shrek is hot and you are horny then maybe you are shreks cum slut! It basically mean your shrek's slut and hes your daddy.Ofc as a joke.

Person A: Shrek is very hot.
Person B: Yeah.
Person A: Im his cum slut
Person B: Indeed you are,a Shreks cum slut

by LiveLaughLove i guess February 26, 2022

shreks pickle

An utter gorgeous specimen that people can relate to..

“Oh lovely my shReks pIckLe is aT it again!”

by Kn0bg0b April 19, 2019

shreks earwax

delicous

mmm shreks earwax

by THEAMAZINGLOYALIST December 4, 2021

Shreks cum

Big cum man guy

Person A have you sucked off shrek
Person b yeah tasted shreks cum

by Urban Dictionary is a hellscap March 17, 2022

shreks_leftcrunchybigtoe

THEY ARE AMAZING AND COOL AND THEY ARE ALSO REALLY PRETTY, BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS!! THEY LIKE HAIKYUU, TBHK, AND HXH!!!

You should go follow shreks_leftcrunchybigtoe

by Brazilsho_wife March 30, 2022

tyrannosaurus shreks

The merging of a t-rex and shrek. Pretty dank if you ask me.

"Bro, look at those Tyrannosaurus Shreks

by XXX_DANKSQUANTO_XXX July 5, 2017