sexter moggin

Instead of it being dexter and it being the night its sexter and hes doing the night

"debra" dexter what are you do tonight
"dexter" im doing the night
{said Sexter Moggin

by Masukegooning February 16, 2025

Serial Sexter

Someone who participates in sexting without the intention of meeting up in the future, but still wants to sext.

Johnny always wants pictures but never wants to hook up. I want sex, he wants sexts. I think he may be a serial sexter.

by SmockeyTaki March 26, 2023

drunk sexter

A woman who texts sexually explicit content as a result of consuming too much vodka at O'Conners in New Milford....

Karen drank too much vodka and became a "Drunk Sexter"

by Johnh001 November 24, 2016

Two-seater

A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”

I was on the bus yesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.

by AKACroatalin May 16, 2015

Sexperimentx

Adopted little fat woman with self esteem issues.

She began her career in the film E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) playing E.T.

oh I remember you ! you are Sexperimentx, The actress who played E.T!

by nobody.22 December 29, 2022

Swank Setter

1. adj. cool, great, or awesome.

2. n. A high class version of an Irish Setter, a popular dog breed.

3. interj. Used to express extreme awesomeness.

Synonyms: Cedric Gordon, awesome possum

Etymology: Just a funny phrase my best friend and I made up in high school and used among our group of friends.

1. That's pretty Swank Setter.

2. I say old chap, that is a rather Swank Setter, much swankier than the MacDonald's pooch.

3. So we're cool right? Yes? Swank Setter!

by niai September 19, 2005

Bottom Seater

A bowel movement so explosive in nature, that the force of the resulting splash coats the underside of the toilet seat with fecal matter.

I thought that once I flushed the toilet, it would be gone. But then I lifted up the toilet seat to find that I had left behind a bottom seater.

by The Peacock July 27, 2010