Sexploded

When you fuck a bitch so hard she spontaneously combusts

I was fucking this bitch last night, and I was fucking so hard she sexploded

by Murklebobep March 3, 2015

Simployee

Derives from the noun “Simp”. A coworker (usually a teen) who follows female coworkers around pretending to be their friend taking every opportunity to look at their butt or get any view of cleavage he can get. The female coworker is wise to his antics and in 100% of cases she is only playing hard to get but loves any male attention she can get.

Dude look at Derrick follow Chelsea from soft lines around like a lost puppy, He even volunteers to stock the makeup aisle to maximize his chances to look at her butt thinking she doesn’t notice. The guy is the Simployee of the month for sure!

by Stresemann's Bristlefront November 16, 2021

exployee

what a personal assistant soon becomes after his/her affair with the boss is discovered.

Lindsey got caught with our CEO in the copy room. Safe to say she hits exployee status in less than a day.

by D Pizzy November 1, 2008

Exployee

An employee that is no longer working for a certain business

Dude 1: "There's a guy looking for a Matt, do we have a Matt working here?"

Dude 2: "Nope, Exployee. Got fired last week"

by Joshua Rogers May 30, 2008

sexplore

vti. study, or travel for discovery of sex; to make careful investigations or study of intimate lifestyles, participants, and other sexual escapades.

Let's sexplore that couple.

by Jeokar January 11, 2010

Symployee

A person who is employed but does not actually do anything at work and simulates working for 8 hours.

We're not sure what she does all day. She's kind of a symployee I guess.

by Mashole July 16, 2018

exployee

An ex, employee.

You have your employee and you had this exployee.

by redmamba April 13, 2019