Sexpectations

What a woman (or sometimes man) expects to get out of sex, such as a long term relationship, cuddles, or just to get off. Us men don't typically expect anything other than to get off.

Him: what are your sexpectations?
Her: that we're becoming a committed couple.

Or...

Him: what are your sexpectations?
Her: that this is the last time we'll ever see each other.

by CrashDavis85 July 23, 2017

Sexpedition

When someone embarks on a journey to find sexual gradification from a girl.

Dude, I've got a huge boner, lets go on a sexpedition.

by 1eyedmonster August 15, 2004

Sexposition

Spicing up your boring exposition scene with gratuitous sex and/or nudity.

Game of Thrones: Littlefinger gives a long soliloquy while two prostitutes practice their trade in the background, thus, sexposition.

by Dr. Gojira June 20, 2011

Sexpedition

A name for a Ford Expedition that is known to assist the driver in getting bitches.

Awwww shit son. Here comes KLAZ in the Sexpedition.

by lazaroff April 2, 2010

Sexposition

A method of explaining the plot, usually used in Game of Thrones, in which characters or people spout exposition and explain what is going on in the story while engaging in sexual activities

Sexposition is like watching exposition commentary mixed with porn

by Dynasty98 April 24, 2015

The Mount Everest Sexpedition

The sexual position involving at least 6 inches of snow on the ground, a rickety sled, and a slutty broad. Lay said slutty broad on old rickety sled at the bottom of a very steep hill. Proceed to undress down to your birthday suit and prepare for your sexpedition. Now that the ground work is complete, finally thrust the slutty broad all the way to the top of the hill where you cum on her face to mark your victory of the completion of the sexpedition.

Kevin: Dude I just did the Mount Everest Sexpedition!
Tyler: No way! How did that go?
Kevin: Well I made it..... but i cant say the same for her......

by I_got_dem_snapples_beckyyyyyyy March 15, 2011

sexperation date

When there is a definite end date to your sexual encounter. Two people involved in a sexual experience that has an end date due to location, timing, marriage, etc.

Oh man, I really dig this chick, but she is moving to Staten Island next week, so there is a sexperation date to our relationship.

by Kevin Nocoins June 15, 2008