sexcuse

Using your gender to validate stupid decisions, even though these actions aren't valid at all.

My only sexcuse is that I want to act as crazy as I want and eat anything I want this week. (For girls)

My only sexcuse is that I want to have intercourse with as many girls as I can before I lose my hair. (For guys)

by bauerboo April 27, 2014

Sexcuse

When you are late for something because you were having sex. Like a get out of jail free card, no want asks details, they just say good for you.

I’m late today, I’ll have to use another sexcuse.

by Simplyloved May 19, 2018

Sexcuse article

The act of 'accidentally' forgetting an article of clothing or object to give yourself a reason to come back to someone's place and fuck.

When Jeremy left his hat at her house, she was convinced that it was a sexcuse article. This was proven a fact when he asked to come over to collect his hat because he wanted a bootycall.

by josefiend July 9, 2011

Pedo's Excuse

Basically wanting to fuck a anime girl that looks like a toddler but you say it's fine because shes "1000 YeArS oLd"

"Bro why do you want to fuck a literal newborn?"

"It's okay bro, shes actually 500 years old"

"Sounds like a classic case of the pedo's excuse to me, but ok"

by 3zhd April 12, 2021

sexcase

name used to describe a person who is up on charges (with the law) for perverted sexual offences, i.e. peadhophilia, necrophilia, beastiality etc

sexcase, sexcase - hang'im, hang'im, hang'im!

by Kopantz January 2, 2008

sexcuses

excuses females make to get out of having sex or any kind of four play

this is one of the most commonly used sexcuses "im on my period and i have lock jaw so i cant give you head"

by kam314 December 27, 2009

sexuse

any exuse related to sex

I don't need your sexuses you cheating mongrel, we're done!

by clayface123 March 5, 2011