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donkey sex 

When you want to insult a girl ask her for some donkey sex. When she asks what is it tell her thats when you are the 'HE' and she is the 'HAW' (whore).
'Hey baby you want to come back to my place for some donkey sex?'

'Donkey sex?'

'Yeah I'm the he and your the whore'
donkey sex by mathios May 14, 2007

Donut Sex 

When two people have sex with a donut. How it works:

female and male: male puts donut on dick and shoves dick in vagina.
male and male: one male puts donut on dick and shoves dick into asshole.
female and female: one female hold the donut around the other females vagina and licks or fingers the vagina through the hole.

After sex they eat the donut.
"Wanna have donut sex tonight?"
"Fuck yes"
Donut Sex by iamlesbajjaijan January 31, 2018

done sex 

a typo that occurred on or around 3/8/09 on twinkle, an iPhone hookup app. Subject meant to type either, dome, fone, or some. it is still a mystery.
Hey you wana hav sum done sex?
done sex by twinkle userrr March 9, 2009

Donald Trump Sex Maneuver 

When the sex is that bad you are forced to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and tell the person your having sex with that their fired!

When you fire a prostitute for lousy sex.

The act of saying, "Your Fired!" during sex.

When you fire your girlfriend/boyfriend, one night stand or someone you've just picked up; that does not meet your standards in sex.
"I'm sorry I'm not that kinna girl that would go down on a guy on a first date."

"Sorry babe!" "I'm gonna have to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver, Your Fired!" "I'll call you a cab and you can wait out on the street corner while I organise a more experienced player for my cock."

I picked this really drunk chick up at a club, she seemed alright at the club. Either I sobered up, or she got more uglier. But during sex she started slobbering all over my dick and didn't know how to give head, so I had to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and fire her ass!

"I love sucking cock, am I doing it right?"

"Your Fired!"

Dong Sex 

Its Where You Dong Your Sex Hole.
Hey Lets Have Dong Sex
Dong Sex by CizreK March 10, 2004

We've done stuff but haven't had sex 

Implying that you have kissed, hugged, and normal couple stuff. But still no sex.

It really sucks, but you live with it in order to maintain a 'good relationshop.'
Random friend: Hey, how's that chick you were dating?

You: Good, we've done stuff but haven't had sex yet.