Once you go metal you won't want to settle

Once you go metal you won't want to settle means that, once you have sex with a robot, you won't want to settle for less. I'll take a gynoid robot over a human anytime! It seems that definitions like this don't get published because the Urban Dictionary is being run by rebublicans. REBUBLICANS! Examples of this are futurama and also fans of MLaaTR.

Fry:*doing lucy liu robot.*
Bender: What are you doing to that robot?
Fry: Hey! Once you go metal you won't want to settle.
Dude1:*Doing hot Jenny Wakeman robot*
Jenny Wakeman: Oh! You're soo good!
Dude1:I can't stop. This is way too good!

*5 hours later.*
Dude1 (still grinding the gynoid robot): Once you go metal you won't want to settle. Oh yes! Uh! Oh!

by TheCoolMeme November 4, 2012

Settle Down, Beavis

Spoken by Butthead to Beavis when he gets all crazy and stuff. Can be used to calm down anyone who's ranting.

"Fuck this, im gonna fuck the shit out of her!!"

"Settle down, Beavis"

by Grand August January 10, 2009

Settlers Wife

An unattractive and homely, woman.

One of the most overlooked necessities of the american pioneers was the quintessential settlers wife.

by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020

settle old scores

To get even with those who have wronged you in the past.

This is no place to settle old scores, or create new ones.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Settlement

Something that needs your help

General! Stop reading this definition another settlement needs your help I'll mark it on your map

by qwertyuiop[]\QWERTYUIOP{}| May 2, 2022

Settle this like men

To settle it like men with a fight over something with no weapons

Cowboy:do you have a gun
Cowboy 2: no
Cowboy: then we settle this like men with our fists

by cowboydinosaur December 29, 2020

Once you go metal you won't want to settle

Basically, It's the future of sex. Once a sexy female robot comes around and you have sex with her, you won't want to settle for less. With robotic women: no STD, no pregnancy, no condom, no problem. The term "Once you go metal, you won't want to settle can be seen in a poster featuring Jenny Wakeman(XJ9). Jenny XJ9 is an attractive robot from the show "My Life as a Teenage Robot". It is after XJ9 got the 18 year old upgrade in rule 34 that the term, "once you go metal, you won't want to settle" began to be used. It get's hotter. Jenny wakeman is hot! Jenny XJ9 is sexy! Jenny Wakeman is from the show MLaaTR. I would pick Jenny XJ9 over a human any day.

Random Dude:*Jumps on Jenny the gynoid robot and has sex with her.*
Jenny Wakeman:*Does guy for 5 hours*
Random Dude:*Continues to have sex with Jenny XJ9.*
Random Dude:Oh yeah!
Jenny Wakeman: Wow!
Random Dude:I want more!
Jenny Wakeman:You can't be serious!
Random Dude: Yes! Uh! Oh! Energizer bunny:Once you go metal you won't want to settle.

by TheMatrixShrooms November 4, 2012