To get unbelievably drunk. So drunk you make awful decisions, mostly for the benefit of yourself and no-one else causing utter turmoil to many people around you. You will become a complete and utter arsehole, talking about topics you have no knowledge or passion about.
Guy 1: "What you up to tomorrow night"
Guy 2: "Mate I'm getting Sepp Blattered... Christ I don't expect to see tomorrow"
Guy 2: "Mate I'm getting Sepp Blattered... Christ I don't expect to see tomorrow"
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Get the sepideh mug.A kick-ass celebration coinciding with the Birthday of the United States. Often includes drinking, smoking, and blowing shit up. Occurs in the town of Melbourne Beach, Florida
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Seppuku is the custom of Japanese samurai to commit ritual suicide upon suffering great dishonor or failure.
Seppuku is the custom of Japanese samurai to commit ritual suicide upon suffering great dishonor or failure.
Pierre: "Hey dude, why'd you go clean shaven?"
Antoine: "Ah.. well, I made a mistake while trimming and had to commit beard seppuku."
Antoine: "Ah.. well, I made a mistake while trimming and had to commit beard seppuku."
by OtterOwnage December 25, 2010
Get the Beard Seppuku mug.Amongst 'English'-speaking European immigrant cultures of the American continent, ritual suicide by firearm resulting from gross negligence; often the perpetrator's passage into the next life is eased by liquid refreshment.
Anthropologists discovered an ancient news broadcast revealing the fate of Alabama man and Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard Jefferson Beauregard Bedford Forrest III committed hillbilly seppuku while cleaning his loaded .45 revolver on the toilet. He was surrounded by his close friends, the Coors family and the Miller family.
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The seppukkake is performed after the practitioner has prepared his soul to leave the mortal coil through meditative rituals that vary from culture to culture, after which the practitioner typically submits to the seed. The seed is usually donated by honored guests and assistants, as this greatly increases the probability of seppukkake success through an abundance of volume, but the ritual is often performed alone and in secret by practitioners who are particularly dishonored. These latter practitioners have a much higher rate of failure and are regularly discovered in their homes' closets or bathrooms, much to their dismay, by parents, siblings, or spouses, and the practitioner then lives in further dishonor.
In historical context, it is believed that the legendary Musashi Hamtaro, after being bested in a duel in Japan some eight hundred years ago, committed ritual suicide by seppukkake to end his life's dishonor.
The seppukkake is performed after the practitioner has prepared his soul to leave the mortal coil through meditative rituals that vary from culture to culture, after which the practitioner typically submits to the seed. The seed is usually donated by honored guests and assistants, as this greatly increases the probability of seppukkake success through an abundance of volume, but the ritual is often performed alone and in secret by practitioners who are particularly dishonored. These latter practitioners have a much higher rate of failure and are regularly discovered in their homes' closets or bathrooms, much to their dismay, by parents, siblings, or spouses, and the practitioner then lives in further dishonor.
In historical context, it is believed that the legendary Musashi Hamtaro, after being bested in a duel in Japan some eight hundred years ago, committed ritual suicide by seppukkake to end his life's dishonor.
Nick very nearly performed seppukkake one night when his wife accidentally shot him in the eye with his own ejaculation. That will teach him to lay down for a handjob.
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