Sement

Semen that has dried and become hardened.

I forgot to clean up after ejaculating, and I found sement on my blanket 3 hours later.

by Holy Dinosaur Pussy Eater June 28, 2019

Sement

Dried up cum or semen on ones body part.

"Dude, How was that chick last night?
"Dude she semented my face!!"

by Pooey_1980 September 7, 2009

sement

to cum on a girls clothes, then the next day the girl realizes it is all white crunchy and flakey like cement.

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by jews r' us April 13, 2010

SEMENT

When you cum in cement, it becomes sement (SEE-MENT

"Bro I lost my cumsock in a vat of wet cement"
"Bro that's sement now"

by I AM JESUS CHRIST MARK 2 February 10, 2019

Sement

Semen that has come into contact with water and turns into a cement-like substance.

I came in the shower, but I had a hell of a time washing off the sement after.

by bdfortin September 9, 2010

Sementics

Antics that lead to the release of semen. This usually involves the genius and mind control of a Deviant Gentleman in his ability to use antics that cause a pretty young lady to help him in the release of his semen.

The Deviant Gentleman used sementics and found that it was a great release from the pressure of the day.

He used the Ejaculate Consumption Theory in his sementics and she did indeed end up giving him a blow job.

by Bret Michaels January 8, 2008

Sementator

When you shove a potato in your vagina, or you wank your dick and ejaculate all over it.

"Wow! You gave Sally a sementator?!"

by Sementators April 24, 2017