"Hey dude, did you have a good time tonight?"
"Yeah, I loved visiting the Maritime home page. I ended up giving myself a Maritime Self Service."
"Yeah, I loved visiting the Maritime home page. I ended up giving myself a Maritime Self Service."
by Good Guy Greg September 2, 2011
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Get the self-service pumps mug.Jimothy: Look at Jeremiah coming for a self-service stroke.
Oswald: He looks like he's only going for half.
Jimothy: Yes, he has not collected all of his items.
Oswald: He looks like he's only going for half.
Jimothy: Yes, he has not collected all of his items.
by Socially Awkward Panda August 14, 2011
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Can occur in the shower, while swimming in any occasion.
Can occur in the shower, while swimming in any occasion.
C - "yo i just pissed in my wetsuit and it came out near the top on my face"
K - "yea... that's a self-service golden shower, cuz even if it's yours at the end someone still peed on your face"
K - "yea... that's a self-service golden shower, cuz even if it's yours at the end someone still peed on your face"
by d0thedew87 February 25, 2009
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Get the self-service mug.A phrase that will strike fear into the hearts of Oregonians and Jersey Folk as they're the only two states left in the country that have the privilege of getting their gas pumped by tweakers. It is their God given rights to get the wrong fuel grade pumped into their vehicle, lose their gas cap, and have gas poured down the side of their vehicle all at the fault of the town junkie.
Hey Deloris! Let's take a trip out of state! Just make sure we fill up before we cross the border because there's only Self service gasoline from there on out!
What do you mean the State Fire Marshall has ordered a temporary ban on full service? I'm 60 years old and I don't know how to pump gas! This is an outrage!
This is the whole reason I moved to Oregon!
If we switched to self service gasoline we would be putting thousands out of a job! No they can't just "work somewhere else!"
I visited my relative out of state and sat at the gas station for 2 hours waiting for someone to come pump my gas before I realized I wasn't in Oregon anymore!
What do you mean the State Fire Marshall has ordered a temporary ban on full service? I'm 60 years old and I don't know how to pump gas! This is an outrage!
This is the whole reason I moved to Oregon!
If we switched to self service gasoline we would be putting thousands out of a job! No they can't just "work somewhere else!"
I visited my relative out of state and sat at the gas station for 2 hours waiting for someone to come pump my gas before I realized I wasn't in Oregon anymore!
by Smokable June 18, 2022
Get the Self service gasoline mug.Bill to his wife Linda: self on digital services. Hmmm. Hon are you upgrading your plan? Linda: not unless they can provide me with extra fingers!
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