self esteem

La La Lala lala lala la la....
the best song by the offspring

Late at night she knocks on my door...Drunk again and looking to score...Now I know I should say no...
But that's kind of hard when she's...ready to go...I may be dumb...But I'm not a dweeb...I'm just a sucker with no self esteem

by Iwannahitthat July 18, 2004

Self esteem

Self esteem a made up term that is used to get back at someone when they do harm to their body or degrade themself

Sam - Hannah! why did you sleep with that guy ? don't you have any self esteem?

Hannah - self esteem dosn't exist

by Emmatic June 2, 2011

self esteem

A 19th century perpetual motion machine powered by steam, theorized by Alberto Einstein but no actual production models were ever built.

Alberto told the eager investors gathered in Plaza de Suenos that for as few as 500 Pesos they could own a piece of his revolucionary self esteem engine.

by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003

Self esteem

The REASON Jordan Peterson says it doesn't exist is that you feel that way explicitly because you have external validation.

Hym "BUT... The REASON Jordan Peterson cries like a bitch is the realization that that external validation can occur in the absence of merit. In spite of the fact that you are a piece of shit. So now you are collectivizing against me to prevent me from getting it because YOU THINK... That all of the 'hard work' you have done should amount to or equate to 'creating AI' and it doesn't. You can't match the creation of AI but what you CAN DO... It try to obstruct me so that I have to be down here with you... AT ANY COST. And it WILL cost more than you can recoup. This is why self esteem isn't real."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025

Self Esteem Friend

Abbreviated as "SEF"

The friend(s) of a highly attractive girl who's sole purpose is to make the attractive girl feel better about themselves and look perpetually times more attractive to guys.
Also, the SEF serves a double purpose as a cockblocker

Charlie: Yo check out that slut over at that table, shes hot as fuck. Im'a go get that.

Justin: Yeah dude, but check out all her friends.

Charlie: Fucking Self Esteem Friends...

by You Wont, No Balls June 9, 2011

Self-Esteem Status

A status on facebook usually made by girls purposely written in a way because she knows the comments will make her feel good/pretty/ etc.

Annoying attention whore- *thinks* I feel ugly :(. I know! I'll go on facebook and make a self-esteem status

Annoying attention whore- I wish I looked like those victoria secret models! ugh :(

nicole- omg babigurl you do! &&luvu

brenda- you look way better than them!

Dave- shut up bitch

by brandon2k9 December 10, 2009

self-esteem surplus

Noun: A condition that exists when a person thinks way too highly of themselves.

Donald Trump's confidence is so off the charts he appears to have a self-esteem surplus.

by Jed Fearon January 19, 2009