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Maritime Self Service

Self-pleasurization on the Banner server.

A.K.A.- Jerking off.
"Hey dude, did you have a good time tonight?"

"Yeah, I loved visiting the Maritime home page. I ended up giving myself a Maritime Self Service."
by Good Guy Greg September 2, 2011
mugGet the Maritime Self Servicemug.

self-service pumps

Cleverly hidden euphemism for masturbation, found in "One More Minute" by Weird Al Yankovic
I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love and I have to use the self-service pumps
by rtv0587 June 21, 2010
mugGet the self-service pumpsmug.

Self-Service Stroke

When the dog tries to find his own sexual pleasure by using your arm as a self service checkout.
Jimothy: Look at Jeremiah coming for a self-service stroke.

Oswald: He looks like he's only going for half.

Jimothy: Yes, he has not collected all of his items.
by Socially Awkward Panda August 14, 2011
mugGet the Self-Service Strokemug.

self-service golden shower

The act of intentionally urinating on yourself.

Can occur in the shower, while swimming in any occasion.
C - "yo i just pissed in my wetsuit and it came out near the top on my face"

K - "yea... that's a self-service golden shower, cuz even if it's yours at the end someone still peed on your face"
by d0thedew87 February 25, 2009
mugGet the self-service golden showermug.

self-service

bro that dude is so flexible that he can do self-service
by Gembly November 16, 2019
mugGet the self-servicemug.

Self Service Kiosk

Noun

A fictitious idea where customers are supposed to take matters into their own hands and pay their bills but still require assistance of a representative, despite its design and sole purpose of being ease of use.
I don’t know how to use this thing (self service kiosk)
by thegingerbeardman December 3, 2019
mugGet the Self Service Kioskmug.

Self on digital services

Wordplay on cellphone digital services. Basically just a fancy way of saying masturbation
Bill to his wife Linda: self on digital services. Hmmm. Hon are you upgrading your plan? Linda: not unless they can provide me with extra fingers!
by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021
mugGet the Self on digital servicesmug.

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