meat seat

When a woman's inner labia is hanging out from her vagina.

"So, what did you think of Emily last night?" I don't know man, she had some major meat seat." "Really? I dig a girl with good meat seat." "Naw, it's not for me."

by Kenny Lingice June 14, 2007

Meat Seat Gurpin

Meat Seat refers to a mans lap, namely is erect penis which is ripe for the gurpin. Gurpin refers to any sexual act you can perform while in the sitting position. Gurpin can also be done with clothes on. (see ex.)

1. Yea that girl was crazy about riding my meat seat all night, she gurped it up.
2. Did you see that stripper at the bar last night? She was giving out free Gurps for any Meat Seat that was willing.
3. Her specialty is Meat Seat Gurpin.

by Chief B. Chiefn April 27, 2010

360 meat seat

When a girl is sitting on your meat and spins around 360 degrees also know as the helicopter

My girl sat on my 360 meat seat and she spun

by Eat dat pussy 445 February 15, 2017

seat bone, meat bone, shialitis

hwen one is playing video games with their friend on-line, and then said friend's sibling (usually brother) walks in and says something random, and they all heard it (the person hears it over voice chat), yet didn't quite understand it. the brother usually can't quite remember hwat they said, even if one asks within a minute or two.

person: *playing*
friend: *also playing*
brother: *walks in* efyetnsirkepedn...
person: hwat was that?
friend: i don't know, my brother
brother: me neither lol
person: this is a seat bone, meat bone, shialitis!

by jan Kanon July 16, 2023

toilet seat meat

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit

Oi! Come look at my toilet seat meat

by Assassin4151 January 13, 2021

meat seat street

Going backdoor on someone with an unusually large ass.

Martin went meat seat street on Hattie Mae Pierce.

by Handjobs#2 February 28, 2020