Sexapalooza

The act of having so much great sex over a period of time that you cannot easily recall any one specific sex act.

Girl "We had so much sex but you didn't do me from behind"

Boy "Did we do that the second time, or was it the third?"

Girl "ooooh yeah I do remember that the third time. We had so much sex I couldn't recall it"

Boy "We totally had a sexapalooza the last 4 days"

by lovelace01945 March 14, 2011

screaming seagal

Its when your poundin a girl on the beach and you pull out and stick your junk in the sand and go back in to complete it.

Last night we slept on the beach and i totaly screaming seagal'ed her.

by anthony (twan) April 24, 2008

senpal

A senpal is like a senpai, except in the fact that it is someone you really want to be friends with, as opposed to someone you have an obsessive crush on.

"Amalia is sooo cool and popular!"
"IKR? She's my senpal!"

by fat lady in zulily commercial May 9, 2017

Seagalologist

- noun

1. Someone who has devoted their life to the study of Steven Seagal

2. See also Seagal-do

Jim, can you mow the yard?

Leave me alone, I'm watching Marked for Death.

You're such a Seagalologist!

by B. Patterson August 30, 2009

sexpally

Sexpally means anything that stimulates sexual relationship, adult friendly or inclined.

Sexpally can also mean your sex mate

It could also be a tool to increase libido or make sex more enjoyable.

I've got a sexpally in my last hangout

by leyimu October 11, 2021

Anal Seapage Leak

Seen often as the acronym ASL, in many chat rooms and more commonly Omegle. If your not lookin for love, this is one of the many ways to get that pedo off your balls/ovaries. Give them the Anal Seapage Leak, it's rather funny.

*A stranger connected, say Hi*

Stranger: ASL

You: Dude you have an Anal Seapage Leak? I feel bad for you.

*Stranger Disconnected*

by Zomg Blackguy June 11, 2010

Steven Seagal Porno Music

Music you would hear during various pornos involving Steven Seagal. Usually the music consists of thick, heavy techno beats that you can dance to. The beats in the music are usually well in sync with Steven pumping a bunch of Japenese girls with his 20 inch dick. In one of his famous pornos Aikido in a Speedo, there's a ton of disco porno music playing the background and he's dancing the whole time while only wearing a pink leather speedo (with his hair in pig tails). His most common move is having his legs more than shoulder length apart and shaking each outstretched arm up and down with his hands as fists.

*Hears a funky techno song playing in the background*
Sounds like Steven Seagal Porno Music!

by WAFFLESTOMPER667 April 9, 2009