seaman

to stupidly, accidentally cut yourself with a sharp object

Damn, I almost pulled a seaman!!

by benojulez May 10, 2009

seaman

when

o look at that, seaman

by verycooldudeyeahwhatacoolguy April 19, 2021

Seaman

A wretched creature from the game of the same name. The game takes place in an alternate universe where God has died and these horrid abominations have feasted on His flesh

I used to be an athiest, but then I saw Seaman and needed a God to ask why

by Gatholic November 7, 2021

Seaman

A Leonard Nemoy fish

I caught a seaman last night

by RealLifeSituationLover20002 February 17, 2023

seaman

"seaman is all one word does not appear on urban dictionary"

-Matt Rose

It does now!

seaman now appears on the urban dictionary!

by Chinezo Alberto September 16, 2023

Seaman

A man of the sea

Yo dudeee you totally look rad in that beach fit, kinda like a seaman

by Kashmoneygirl April 27, 2024

Seaman

1. (noun) - The God of Seaman; An all-wandering vagrant who seeks answers to the meaning of Seaman, through friendship, chaos, and deeming random individuals to be worthy of the title 'Seaman', or 'Seawoman'.

2. (noun) - Person who goes by the seashore, but never the sea; An inherent paradox.

1. Wow, Seaman's rant about the fragility of his latex suit that would bring great dimensional terror upon the realm should he be harmed was insanely nonsensical, but I wouldn't dare tear it open, on some amount of trust.
2. You like the beach, but not the sea? What are you, some kind of Seaman?

by Dukeggoddish March 12, 2025