An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy
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by wherethemooncrossedthesun July 7, 2011
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I think I found the perfect one, Selena.
Selena is the most incredible, stunning most perfect girlfriend ever, you will be very lucky to even see her face to face. She is kind, generous, incredibly intelligent, absolutely stunning (even though she says she isn't), and THE MOST PERFECT GIRLFRIEND IN THE WORLD.
Her smile will light up every room she happens to be in, and when you've touched her heart, she would do absolutely anything to make you happy.
If you're ever lucky enough to get a girl like Selena, never ever let her go, and treat her well, because she will be the best thing that could ever happen to you.
One day, she will make an amazing mother and a brilliant wife. For an alternative definition, see 'perfection'.
Seeing her is like looking at the rarest, most perfect, most beautiful thing in the entire universe, losing her would be the worst thing ever and remember to treat her right and NEVER EVER LEAVE HER SIDE!
#beautiful #kind #perfect #amazing #girlfriend #wife #amazing
I think I found the perfect one, Selena.
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