Scutch

A stinky, dirty person, usually male. The kind of person that showers only once a week and looks scruffy.

Jacob: you know Conor he’s a real scutch isn’t he.
Joseph: yeah there’s a nasty smell off him.

by themonsterking99 May 5, 2021

Scutch

A shit stain left on the back of the toilet after a sloppy poo

"As if you've left a scutch in the toilet and not bothered to clean it up, dirty beggar!"

by setmeup August 20, 2019

Scutch

fashionably attractive or impressive

used to express acceptance of or agreement with something

Yo that’s scutch bruv

by ScutchyD August 11, 2020

Scutch

A woman who is a slut, skank, cunt, and bitch at the same time.

Forrest really loved that scutch Jenny.

by ChicagoIL July 28, 2023

Scutch ya

To get on some someones ass and do great harm showning no mercy especially to someone that is being sneaky

Keep that snake shit over there folks before i SCUTCH YA

by Heterotranny January 23, 2021

Pork Scotch Van

A clapped-out white van driven by miserable little security guards. These vehicles are filthy and frequently break down. The fat driver will often try to save a parking place for himself by putting a traffic cone in the road outside his house. This annoying practice is best dealt with by rescuing the cone from the fat guy's possession and installing it in the back of a Maltby lorry two streets away.

What do you call a toilet on wheels?

A Pork Scotch van.

by Lumpbag May 10, 2009

Scotchcock

When a shot of Scotch whiskey slams you in the back of the throat and leaves a burning sensation.

That Highland Park really Scotchcocked me, my throat is on fire.

by Justin Stancil November 5, 2017