cumberbuns

Noun- Similar to fagnuts buttnutt ballgazer A term of endearment, emasculating a friend or aquaintance.

Me "Wassup cumberbuns??! Youre looking pretty gay today!" "Now go fuck yourself!"

by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005

cumberbunt

The orb of fat above a mom's vagina. She must be at least 45 years old or older and wearing a belt.

" Your mom would be a lot hotter if she let me use her cumberbunt as a pillow"

by grandma's attic June 11, 2006

columbus cumberbun

When the heavyset chick you brought home passes out before you are able to fuck her so you instead beat off and jizz all over her ample midsection.

The "Columbus" part of the phrase derives from the fact that chicks from Ohio are usually over 200lbs.

Q: Did you end up banging that fat chick last night?
A: No. Bitch passed out so I outfitted her with a columbus cumberbun instead and then stole cab change out of her wallet.

by Dez2H August 6, 2007

Cumberbunny

A woman who is entranced with Benedict Cumberbatch so much she hops after him like a bunny.

My mom is a total cumberbunny. She keeps watching Sherlock Holmes episodes over and over.

by ladyesther May 5, 2015

Wisconsin Cumberbun

The act of inserting cheese of any variety into a man or woman's anus using only your feet.

Tom: Did you smell his feet?
Rich: Yeah smells like he performed like three Wisconsin Cumberbuns last night.

by Cheese Coquette March 14, 2011

slumberbutt

The loss of feeling in your posterior after an extended period of inactivity

Man I've got mean case of slumberbutt!

by Clandestine1 May 13, 2015

cumberbundt

a festive cake that you wear around your waist to give your tuxedo some pizzazz

Must you twerk? You're gonna make me frost my cumberbundt!

by Spaztech November 6, 2022