scuffer pupper

When you take a shit and your toilet gets stained, usually in the back.

Scuffer pupper

by john stromboli September 9, 2020

Judy Scuffer

Police lady

Yeah, had to bail last night, bizzies showed up and a few judy scuffers

by scouseyawool August 18, 2009

Rusty Scuffer

When a person takes a crap in a body of water and it floats to the top.

Dude, Seffer just took a rusty scuffer in the lake! Look at the crap floating out there.

by Larch Cir Mafia August 4, 2011

Latvian Scuffer

When using beard whiskers to borderline painful effect during oral sex.

I got a Latvian Scuffer last night from what I thought was a woman.

by Brendon Blake January 16, 2009

bum-scuffer

a person that looks like a bum and/or bums off other people.

dude can you buy my lunch?
- No you bum-scuffer! buy it yourself.

by t-mackle December 9, 2010

Scuffed

/skʌf/
adjective

1. Of poor standards or low quality

2. Referring to a fake / off-brand item, usually a boot-leg

3. Referring to something broken / not working as intended

"Did you watch pvc's last stream?" "yeah it was pretty scuffed"
"Have you seen Sarah's new shoes?" "yeah they're scuffed"
"Is your phone broken again?" "yeah it's fucking scuffed man, I need a new one"

by just a fellow moxxer October 2, 2019

end my suffering

what you say when you hear a jacob sartorious song

"hey listen to this"
"OH JESUS THE PAIN! END MY SUFFERING!"

by Marsquakes August 1, 2016