hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again

a harry styles x louis tomlinson fan fiction that will break your soul <3

hey have you read, hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again?

by eatcarrotswh0re September 7, 2020

scrumches

Tasty, Good, WOnderful, Orgasmic flavoring.

That cow Sonia Patel was scrumches yesturday. LALA was also scrumches.

by De Jesus July 25, 2007

tuna scrum

A group of several (3 or more) Lesbians, containing one or more Bulls, traveling as a group at a social function or event. Birds are to a flock, like Lesbians are to a Tuna Scrum.

While attending an LPGA event, my buddy and I were amazed at the number of Tuna Scrums wandering about.

by Swucker Barnhue September 22, 2005

scrubs-moment

Noun:
A scrubs-moment is when one is in conversation, or in thought, and they have a fantasy about something ridiculous, or something that one normal would not fantasize about, similar to the fantasies zach braff'scharacter, J.D., has on the TV show scrubs

Person 1: Dude if you could have one wish what would it be?

Person 2: Hmm.....
(Fantasizes about a room full of chocolate pudding, and dancing chickens...)
....uhh, i dunno.
Person 1: Dude, did u just have a scrubs-moment?

by n mcbar February 11, 2006

scrumber

One who is scrungly.

Matt: "That cat is a total scrumber!"
Sarah: "What?"
Matt: "He's scrungly."
Sarah: "I see."

by 16Bitboy November 10, 2022

Scrum

Simply, the asshole. The butthole part of the whole ass.

Tim enjoys his scrum being eaten but Christine refuses to eat Tim's scrum because it is far too swampy.

Josh enjoys having his scrum pleasured orally quite regularly.

Shit comes out of the scrum of the as therefore some people do not like to put their mouth near it let alone eat the scrum.

Tims scrum smells like shit and is dense wet and hairy much like a swamp.

by batyodi April 28, 2021

scrubspawn

In a first person shooter, the act of spawning in a location which is on the opposite side of the map from all the enemy players. Often looked down upon because one has to traverse all the way to the other side of the map in order to pwn uber nubbage.

Antonym: Hackspawn

d00d!!11 I was pwn1ng nubs in CTF in halo 3 and I scrubspawned! we lost so i am pissed!! SCRUBSPAWN!!!

by T3hMasterChief March 4, 2009