scrumptless

The opposite of scrumptious

damn dawg, this burger is scrumptless...i'd rather eat the ass out of a dead rhino.

by Nellystradamous December 16, 2008

Scrumbassy

A very racist and closeted gay person who hasn't come to reality with their sexuality and decides to make people feel like they suck or are a bad person overall.

Waldo is definitely gay, god he is such a Scrumbassy

by Bunsi February 14, 2023

scrumpets

-scrumpcious + crumpets
a scrumpet is simply a delicious or "scrumpcious" crumpet

1) dude I totally munched on some scrumpets
2)Dude#1: "dude, wtf is a scrumpet?"
Dude#2: "I don't know dude, look it up on www.urbandictionary.com"

by cum dumpster July 3, 2005

scrumle

The inconspicious adjustment or scratching of the male genitalia. Often performed in social settings.

The "truck stop" scrumle, this is accomplished by casually pushing down on the scrotum with the middle and index finger until desired grip is achieved. Then using the thumb to pull entire nut pouch out of anus.

by Zach & Alex June 1, 2006

scrumlums

Food of any kind, as long as you enjoy eating it. Basically, Good Food.

I'm hungry, I want some scrumlums.

by JohnNose January 31, 2007

scruples

Scruples is the small amount of weed left over after you clean it and pack a bowl, or roll a joint.

If you need to get high, there's some scruples on the table.

I'm dry, lets go look for scruples

by Drew the Overlord December 9, 2004

Scruples

A new STD that can be caught by simply looking at the feet of an infected person. This strand is five times deadlier than all the STDs combine.

He's got Scruples? Good god, run away kids!

by Jato Unleashed October 5, 2009