scumfuck flowerboy

Someone who is both a scumbag or the lowest of the low but is also a loving person.

Owen is a scumfuck flowerboy

by Owen fritzle December 12, 2017

sumbuck

just like "son of a bitch" but the country way to say it

"you sumbuck"

by mike williams August 23, 2003

scrumchucking

Having to take a crap badly, but holding it in due to the lack of a close bathroom.

After that chili I had for lunch, I was scrumchucking like you wouldn't believe.

by ViciouJ April 29, 2004

Scumbeck

Someone who gets scumbagged by trickery or cheat.

Man...kelly really scumbecked me today at rock paper scissor .

by Carriers September 23, 2018

scrubmunkin

The ultimate distracter word. Nobody has the slightest idea what a scrubmunkin is, does, or looks like. It is, in fact, such a downright puzzling word that, when inserted into a sentence, the person spoken to spends all their intellectual energy on trying to comprehend what a scrubmunkin is. It is extremely useful when making difficult confessions. As an added bonus, it makes a sentence look as if its sole purpose was to use the word scrubmunkin. It can thus effectively hide sneaky intentions.

"So... are you going to the party later tonight? I am, because I am a scrubmunkin."

Child: Mom, Elaine spilled salsa on the basement carpet. Scrubmunkin.
Mother: What?.... what is a scrubmunkin?

Child: Mother, I got involved in a pretty nasty drug ring, and was caught by the police last night in the middle of a deal. I'm gonna have to go to prison unless you want to pay the million dollar bail scrubmunkin.
Mother: I TOLD YOU TO STOP USING THAT WORD!

by lizzardtheblizzardwizzard August 28, 2012

Scumfuck

someone who just acts like a scumbag in general and can never be trusted

Who invited that scumfuck to the party?

by Brother Brad September 6, 2009

scumfuck

G G Allin

G G Allin is THE scumfuck.

by W¡ll¡ªM May 28, 2003