scoot·er
ˈsko͞odər/
Verb
1. To take up a more than reasonable amount of space so that one is able to go lone wolf and have no one around them.
Noun
2. Some one who takes up too much space
ˈsko͞odər/
Verb
1. To take up a more than reasonable amount of space so that one is able to go lone wolf and have no one around them.
Noun
2. Some one who takes up too much space
- Parking diagonally across a drive way
"Her small car took up all the parking. She scootered the driveway."
- Taking up a whole table so no one can work with you
"There is enough to room for four at that table but he is scootering it by spreading his books around and throwing his jacket on the extra chairs."
- Laying on a park bench or public seating so no one will try and sit with you a carry on a conversation Forest Gump style.
"I hate talking with strangers so I am just going to scooter these bus seats."
"Her small car took up all the parking. She scootered the driveway."
- Taking up a whole table so no one can work with you
"There is enough to room for four at that table but he is scootering it by spreading his books around and throwing his jacket on the extra chairs."
- Laying on a park bench or public seating so no one will try and sit with you a carry on a conversation Forest Gump style.
"I hate talking with strangers so I am just going to scooter these bus seats."
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A bro, not just any bro, the realist fucking bro there is. Literally just supplement it for anytime you would say brother, or bro, but only when you truly mean it.
See that dude over there? He’s had my back since day 1, my scrother since the beginning.
Thank you scrother.
Ahaha what’s good scroski, you tryna hang later?
Thank you scrother.
Ahaha what’s good scroski, you tryna hang later?
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Noah did not like scroberries because they tickled, but she seemed to like it, so he went along with it.
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