cornography

Porn, except instead of people, they are replaced with Corn

cornography is what i do man, write it and film it, and the best part is, they do it for free. They'll do anything! Hardcore, whatever you want.

by maxatron December 23, 2008

Spornography

Sports footage that is overtly sexual, containing scantily clad, attractive, frequently sweaty bodies.

Yoga class on the Fitness Channel is the prime example of spornography, with very fit women wearing almost nothing while contorting into wild poses as the camera catches records images of their private parts. Most shots of Anna Kournikova are spornographic. Close-ups of rugby players' tushies are spornography for the ladies (and some gentlemen).

by AnneB "Stats" April 8, 2012

Sporenography

Pornography created using the game Spore Creature Creator.

Sporenography are creatures having sex doggie style. Creatures with huge penises, huge walking penises, Goatse and even Tubgirl, have been created using SCC

by Al Bear972 August 27, 2008

Cornography

Basically porn for corn
they are showing there niblets

You have too much cornography, man!

by john mac - da mack dawg October 6, 2004

Cornography

Country music videos disguised as softcore porn. Gratuitous shots of T and A in the back of a pick-up truck or in a bar.

John: Did you see the new Brooks and Dunn video on CMT?

Jane: No. I'm not into cornography.

by nashvegas August 24, 2008

cornography

Videos and pictures of corn cobs without corn on them. Naked corn. Cornography

Last night after dinner I made cornography with left over corn cobs.

by TurtleDude87 May 18, 2009

Cornography

i.e. Corndoggin', Political Cornography

Photos taken in August of 2011 showing Michele and Marcus Bachmann eating corn dogs at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines have quickly redefined this term.

One picture explains "cornography" perfectly:

i.imgur.com/
UtiME.jpg

by tlw3 August 17, 2011