Sconce

Noun

Someone sexually attracted to undercooked baked goods. Not to be confused with a masterbaker

I caught max masturbating to Mary Berry, what a sconce!

by Crusty Johnson May 11, 2022

Sconced

to be really, really fucking high.

Dude! Last night I was so sconced I watched Dora the Explorer for 4 hours!

by TheGanjMaster April 3, 2010

Sconce

To be overly annoying,dramatic,jerky,bitchy or just flat out gay. see ass hole.

Dude, don't get all sconce on meh.

by Vengence97 February 10, 2009

Sconce

A form of cider, fermented using a rather unusual method.

Rotten apples are inserted into a particularly active woman's vagina, preferrably from the county of Somerset.
The apples ferment with the yeast in the volunteer's genitalia and, when ready, can either be consumed from the vagina itself or 'squinced' out into another container.

Once a month, special 'Strawberry' Sconce can be brewed.

'Ere, lets 'av a nice pint o' sconce!'

by Somerset Expert December 6, 2009

Sconce

It is a mix of the word scum and nonce

Scum + nonce = sconce

It is a great word to use if you are looking for new and improved ways to insult someone

For an insult you could say

“You are a sconce”

by megxnellee December 9, 2019

Sconce

A sconce is a nigger by nature, with variations relating to the stupidness that engolfs people from time to time

Quit being such a sconce

by Wop_Genius January 13, 2011

Wall Sconced

Randomly being knocked in the head by a wall sconce while having sex.

-OMG... How did you get that wicked huge bump on your head?
-I got wall sconced this morning right as I was about to cum!

by Peep & Haha March 11, 2010