scrotastinate

When your lady stays out late with her girlfriends just to avoid sex.

Sure, l'll have another drink so I don't have to go home and do Bob. Yes, I'll scrotastinate and do him tomorrow..

by C.Lit May 20, 2010

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Scrotal Recall

An action film directed by Paul Furhaven, in which a large, imposing nutsack (Arnold Scrotumsagger) takes a 'vacation' from itself via an implanted memory. Trouble ensues when the big, hairy plum-pod can no longer distinguish between reality and illusion.

"Furhaven's violent, unwavering vision breathes much-needed fresh air into the stale Testicular Dystopia genre. Scrotal Recall is a triumph." -- Ballbag Film Comment, January 2008.

by Mr Marky January 8, 2009

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scootaloo

1. The name of one of the Cutiemark Crusaders(CMC) from My Little Pony: Friendship is magic.
2. A chicken call.

Here chickens! Scoot-scoot-scootaloo! Come here chickens!

by Fluttrshy July 18, 2011

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Scrotal flaying

WORST FORM OF CBT EVER!!!! Consists of the agonizing slicing and removal of the skin off your (or someone else’s) ballsack as if you are peeling an apple.

“I said I was up for some CBT but then she pulled out the knife and said she was gonna force me to endure scrotal flaying”

by Cockroaches suck balls August 24, 2023

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scrotal descension

(skroh-tuhl dih-sen-shuhn)

1. The scientific name for the act of tea bagging.

2. Placing the external sac of skin enclosing the testes in most male animals into the cavity containing the structures used in mastication of another animal.

Scrotal descension has been reported to increase spermatozoon levels in organisms of the kingdom animalia and elevate the humiliation levels pertaining to said entities receiving the maneuver.

by kLaw the courteous March 10, 2010

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