Schwiggly

adjective:

An attractive man with natural body hair, especially a hairy chest. Describes a modern man who does not bow to the pressure of the 10,000 push ups-chest wax-spray tan regime because he is secure in his manhood and wants to spend his time doing something less boring instead.

Used as a term of endearment by both hetero girls and gay guys about their boyfriends, especially bears and cubs.

"mmm.... shimmy that schwiggly butt over here, sugar"

"Aw, look at you all schwiggly naked."

Emphatic use includes: Schwiggly Wiggly.

eg: Aw! my Schwiggly Wiggly!

fluffy furry hairy bear cub

by GretaBritain March 17, 2011

schwizel

A large individual with a monkey penis

Oi mate, you look like a schwizel

by MrDaveSchwizel April 15, 2020

Schwögel

A filler word that can be used at anything.

Did you see the giant ass schwögel tits on that milf?

by Bunnerlol March 17, 2021

schwiel

to drink, to booze, to sauce, to consume alchohol

I spent last night schwieling it up with my buddies.

by MelvinTScupper July 19, 2007

schweigeled

The act of getting screwd in one manner or another by someone making a point of putting their own self interest first.

I was about to pour my coffee when someone rushed in and schweigeled me by taking the last cup.

by Le Duc July 5, 2010

Schwiggling

The act of coercing players, whether from stupidity or skill, into running into your shrooms as Teemo in LoL.

Seriously? A death bush? Schwiggling piece of shit!

Watch this guys, imma Schwiggle this guy into this whole line of shrooms!

by SaneGino March 30, 2011

Schwegel

The relationship between Andrew’s finger, with the nose of the statue of liberty, and with the bottom part of Mars.

where my schwegel at

by Giumacaroni July 28, 2022