Pull a Schmicky

To get full of brew with your boys to the point of shenanigans and then proceed to go home to the wife and tell her you only had one beer.

Yesterday me and my powerlifting buddies went bowling and downed double shots of whiskey and three pitchers of beer. Then we went to a bar and had a couple more pitchers. After that we had a couple tall brews and burgers. To top the night off I went home to the wife and proceeded to Pull a Schmicky. I was so wrecked I couldn't even remember her name.

by AnnnndBoomGoesTheDynamite May 15, 2011

Schticky

The new scamtastic household object sold by your favourite Scout reenactor; IE : Vince Offer

Basically described as a magic silicon sticky roller that warps off any undesired dirty stuff.

At 0:35 on the official ad, you may see another of those fake video montages that made the popularity of the Shamwow

The sexual innuendos are so obvious that it's not even laughable.

"You gotta love the big Schticky"

"Playing with your Schticky keeps your house clean"

"Problems with that shedding pussy ? Use your Schticky ! "

by Splatpope January 10, 2012

Schwickies

1. A brand of beer made by Forrest Swick

Schwickies October Fest, Schwickies Weitber Hooch

by Xylon Yorgie January 9, 2009

Schwick

Person who is dishonest, trying to go around the system or be deceitful.

Bryan was schwicking the system by ordering a vehicle he could not afford.

by Kathy Voiture September 18, 2013

Schlicky

Adj.: When your balls stick to your thighs. This is normally very irritating for men.

I really wish i could stand up, that way I won't feel schlicky anymore.

by Jamie Moyer June 25, 2010

Schwick

An alternative for calling something gay, as there is a movement now that decided that calling something that you disliked gay hurt homosexuals' feelings.

-Oh man, that book report for english class is so gay!
-We don't use gay in that way, it bothers gay people!
-Fine. That book report is so schwick! And so are those homosexuals.

by kareybh August 21, 2009

schmicky

The act of holding the end of a joint between two coins so as not to burn ones fingers once the joint becomes too small to comfortably hold.

“Hey bro, can you pass me that joint?”

“Yeah man, it’s getting pretty low though, you may want to schmicky it.”

by Prof.Juggles June 16, 2020