Schwemp

A Schwemp... A gypsy child of questionable parentage, has facial hair no matter how little the amount, is at least bordering on overweight and has next to no social skills and will likely give birth to further Schwemps as it is a dominant gene. Believed to have evolved from Dale farm, backwards

Plural - Schwempi

Singular - Schwemp

Context - "Look at that (those) dirty schwemps (schwempi)

"That caravan is a schwemp hive"

"We're going to norfolk"..."Do we need the schwempicide?"

"That bloke has webbed hands"..."Probably a schwemp"

by Jackson Harenberg September 26, 2012

Schwimming

To mess around in a pool, but not accually swim.
Not to be confused with "swimming", which is used to reffer to swimming laps.

I don't feel like swimming, I'm too tired, lets go schwimming.

by Davy Allen November 15, 2006

Schwimmwagon

A boat car-hybrid

Schwimmwagon,get it? Swim-wagon?

by Jizzy Jan January 7, 2010

Dirty Schwerman

A version of Solo Sanchez. When doing it doggy-style, you insert your index finger in your own ass and then wipe your finger on your partner's upper lip.

I was at a party and hooked up with an old girlfriend. Wow, the Dirty Schwerman was a good surprise for both of us!

by Your students September 8, 2006

Schemmenants

Tiny remnants of chalk left behind by your professor because it didn't fit in his chalk holder

Schemm left his Schemmenants behind again

by quantumeinstein December 4, 2017

SCHWEEM

When your balls tremble with so much might that there are shockwaves radiating from your dende(penis).

Hisika’s gay ass schweemed when he saw Gon charge at him while they were fighting

by NIGGATAR9000 April 22, 2019

Hammermaker Schlemmner

What some people call Hammacher Schlemmer -- the catalogue of somewhat unusual (and usually quite expen$ive) products that's been around since 1848.

Hey Dean! I just got the Holiday 2016 copy of the Hammermaker Schlemmner catalogue, and they have a self-heating bathrobe in it! I think I'll get on the blower and order one right now!

by Telephony November 24, 2016