Christoph Schneider

An absolute sex-beast drummer who is a member of the German band Rammstein.

Oh yes, Christoph Schneider that sexy motherfucker in the German band Rammstein

by Christoph_doom_schneider_ November 9, 2019

schneikees

adj.-substitute for any number of exclamations and any cuss or swear words. Used to not insult people with your potty mouth or to protect little children's ears from evil words.

"Holy schneikees, I've gotta crap!"

by Jankus June 11, 2006

Dan Schneider Laugh Track

An annoying laugh that happens when stuff isn’t funny.

Olivia: This fish sure smells fishy!

Audience: *Dan Schneider Laugh Track*

by milkdrops March 15, 2021

Rob Schneider

Starred in movies such as "Der" and "Tum-Ta-Tittly Tum-Ta-Too", most recently starring in "Da Derp De Derp De Tittly Derp De Der De Dum"

Rob Schneider WAS an animal, then, he was a hot chick, now, he's a stapler!

by Zeebo the Barber November 3, 2006

rob schneider

a man who makes stupid movies about him turning into something. examples include:

- a woman

- an animal

- a carrot

- a stapler

- kenny

I woke up one morning and for some reason had turned into a velociraptor. I pulled a rob schneider

my rob schneider ran out of staples so i had to fold the edge on my essay

by dr. janus July 3, 2011

Schweizer

a Schweizer is German for "a person from Switzerland" - (not from Sweden) Switzerland is a country in the middle of europe next to Germany, France, Italy, Liechtenstein an Austria (and NOT Australia).

A dialog with Guys from America or other countries is mostly this:
A: I'm swiss
B: Oh, You're from Sweden!
A: No, I'm from Switzerland, that's in the center of europe, next to Germany, France, Italy and Austria.
B: What?!? Switzerland is next to Australia?
A: éh... okay. Yes. *rolleyes*

Okay. I hope some people are more clever. But that's classic. Okay, and a little overdone. But...

Ich bin Schweizer
(I'm suisse.)

by hpsk April 27, 2010

Schlenker

An interjection of pure joy.

Oh My Schlenker!!

by amzysaurous April 21, 2011