schting

A "schting" or "schtinger" is an undesirable event, or the exclaimation made upon observation of said event.

"He got kicked in the crotch, it was a real schtinger."

or...

"She lost her phone"
"Schting!"

by Mysterious John March 9, 2005

The shutting up theory

Allow me to explain.

This theory speculates that by closing your mouth while simultaneously ceasing your lips to move people don't have to hear your annoying ass and by doing this it means nobody has to suffer from hearing what you have to say. This is due to how annoying you're being right now and everybody wanting you to stop talking.

- Come on, that was never a red!
- Have you ever heard about the shutting up theory? Allow me to explain.

by XpOiYgjkL April 3, 2021

schultzing

to emotionly and intellectually detach from a hated nothing job.

sargent schultz in hogans heros . to see,hear,and know nothing to stay out of trouble,and avoid the russian front. recognising that the reason the old timers at work are bitter is because the gave the company their all and got screwed .and avoiding their fate. knowing that you owe the company what the company owes you nothing. how do you keep from going postal at mcjobs? im schultzing it babby im schultzing it.

by bmut November 25, 2007

skusting

A canadian slang term Meaning disgusting and or nasty.

That girls outfit was skusting.

by Skusting February 19, 2016

Scouting

After you meet a girl at the bar or at a party you check her myspace or facebook to make sure she is legit.

"Dude I did some scouting today. That chick seems pretty good."

by Beer-Run August 1, 2008

MILF scouting

An act usually performed at an event where a large number of mothers will be present, for example a school football match or open evening, where one simply walks around the event looking out for and admiring young or middle aged mothers that they wouldn't mind genitally infiltrating.

"I've been made to take parents around the school at open evening today, it's an effort and a half"

"Mate, its the perfect oppurtunity to do a bit of MILF scouting"

"OHHH YEAHH, that makes it so much more worth it"

by Wangdalf January 30, 2008

schukling for a nut

when a woman, in a panic, proceeds to dump out her over sized purse and rummage through it looking for an object. such as keys, ID, or chap stick. could also be applied to a panicking man searching for something in his carry all

We were at the club the other night and my girlfriend could not find her ID. She held up the whole line while she was schukling for a nut.

by iinvisible October 28, 2010