schumacher

- if you have this name you love playing rugby and getting slapped in the face with the ball

- if you have this name you have nice big titties because you are a bad bitty

- wow, schumacher is begging to play rugby AGAIN?!

- did you hear? schumacher titty fucked her brother today

by Zuri Rossssss March 16, 2022

Schumacher

Schu isn’t just your average ginger. He’s the coolest teacher and is the goat. He’s pretty chill and doesn’t give a lot of work cause he doesn’t care enough. Schu loves his dog Luna and likes to steal mr. Acolley’s slide shows However, schu has an evil side and he likes to abuse children by throwing ducks at them and other various teacher supplies. He especially demises the kids in the back corner and likes attacking them even tho they are the coolest.

“Schumacher is throwing his rubber duck at the girls in the corner of the room.”

by Urmumzie October 11, 2022

Schumacher

Is slang for a man who rides dirtbikes in 2nd gear and causally lays on the ground for a quarter of the expedition.

Man I totally rode like a Schumacher today. Maybe next time I”ll ride like a Kevin.

by Rider444 January 10, 2023

Schumacher Standard

The Schumacher Standard, the principle which states that no female shall be promptly tapped if she is not believed to be at least a five on the ten-point scale, such that four shalt thou not tap neither thou tap 3 unless thou intend on proceeding to five by whatever prospective motive or means.

Bro, remember the Schumacher Standard.

I'd tap that, but she's a four under the Schumacher Standard.

by Schumatrix November 14, 2009

Schumacher Special

When you have a broken item (primarily electronics) you purchase the identical item from a local retailer and 'swap' the two items. You then return the broken item using the new packing and receipt - effectively "repairing" your item.

My radar detector stopped working, so I went into Best Buy and did a schumacher special. I purchased the new radar detector (same model) from Best Buy. I took it home, opened the packaging and swap the radar detectors. I then took the broken one back to Best Buy using the packaging and receipt from the new radar detector. I now have a new radar detector free of charge.

by HuggerMugger November 18, 2011

Schumacher Effect

When an athlete or a team wins so consistently (mainly in Motorsports, but is applicable in other sports as well) that it ruins it for everyone else and no one else wants to participate in it or watch it anymore because of the overwhelming predictability. Named after Michael Schumacher, whose 5 back-to-back Formula One Championships led to huge declines in ratings & race attendances.

#1. Nascar's ratings are going down the drain because of Jimmie Johnson's full blown Schumacher Effect.

#2. Valentino Rossi & Sebastian Loeb have spawned their own mini Schumacher Effects in MotoGP and the WRC, respectively.

by reditalia593 March 21, 2010

schumacher stop

when you break really fast and come to a sudden stop.

john: wow michael really did a schumacher stop there
chris: yeah you can see the tyre marks on the tarmac.

by RickMyLad February 15, 2020