Scrimshaw

adorn (whalebone, ivory, shells, or other materials) with carved or colored designs.

I am carving some Scrimshaw at the moment.

by Evakz October 13, 2019

scrimshaw

Widely accepted definition: An artistic etching in ivory or bone.

Urban definition: Getting screwed in the ass.

Verb (past tense) - "Jason got totally scrimshawed at work today."

Verb (present tense) - "Last night I got caught scrimshawing my girlfriend Kate"

Noun - This algebra test is gonna be a major scrimshaw.

by Chainsaw Raider February 17, 2003

scrimshaw

to take a boner hard in the butt

Muffy insisted on a scrimshaw as she had not filled her presciption for "the pill".

by Twerpintime February 17, 2003

Scrimshaw

A dick twist, or when a testical is twisted.

Ah shit this speedo caused a scrimshaw.

by jbuddah September 10, 2018

schrimsher

Often frightening when intoxicated, but full of wit and originality. Schrimsher's stand out in a crowd, usually for all the "wrong" reasons.

He's going Schrimsher on your ass.

by b12422 May 11, 2010

scrimshanker

A person who is tight-fisted and tries to avoid paying their share for anything

Arther: Has Horace bought a round yet?
Bruce: No. He never does.
Arthur: What a fat scrimshanker!

by Subbuteo July 15, 2003

scrimshaw

oral sex performed by a younger woman on an older man

I met a cute waitress at the bar the other night and she served me up a scrimshaw with a happy ending in the back seat of my car.

by squeedy November 29, 2011