Schoon

To travel by means of a Schooner.

Do you want to Schoon today?

Trevor and I Schooned up the coast as John swabbed the poop deck.

by CaptainJamesAPoopDeck October 08, 2005

Schoon

A very flat spoon found on the floor outside SB1 after psychology.

P.s. we ❤️ Ian

We found a schoon and we are going to hang it on the wall surrounded by other schoon definitions.

by Shoefetish101 February 04, 2020

schoon trubert

To give a blowjob while standing up and bending over, while the person giving the blowjob is standing up too, usually between two guys.

Neil gave Bob the old schoon trubert before an important wrestling match.

by Howie Felter October 14, 2007

Schoon

Gooning in a bucket full of excrement.

"I think I'll pass on the lactose free milk, intend to schoon later today"

by LVLDRD May 15, 2024

schooning

to be needlessly upset or overcome with anger after someone makes a valid point.

Terry was schooning from his talk with Micheal

by thokasgoldbelly November 15, 2020

Schooning

To raise and activate the sail known as the "schoon." Commonly used by amateurs with aspirations of sailing but are poor and live landlocked so they're best attempt is in using nautical terms in their everyday life.

Once I graduate and my industry is booming, I'll be schooning.

by Harold Bungus September 15, 2023