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fat kids schoolbag

rate of travel of schoolyard gossip. similar to warp drive. did you ever enjoy running into a corridor to find some fat bastards satchel lying open on the floor only to give it a fucking great kick?.... no?...just me then.
someone started a rumour that the headmaster is knobbing the music teacher, if this gets out it will be round the playground quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag! these top trumps are excellent, they're gonna be round school quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag
by julian June 18, 2006
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Schoolag

A prison that tries to disguise itself as a place of learning.
Guy 1: Wand to go hang out at the mall?
Guy 2: Sorry, I have to go to Schoolag.
by O' Chungus September 21, 2022
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schoolmorrow

The next day of school, compensating for weekends, breaks, vacations, snow days, teacher work days, meteor days, and the like.
"Oh shit, that paper's due tomorrow!"
"Hahaha, there's no school tomorrow, FAG. Tomorrow's Saturday!"
"Err.. uh.. I said schoolmorrow. Yep. Schoolmorrow."
"What's that?"
"Hahaha, you don't know what schoolmorrow is? FAG."
by lionmane726 March 22, 2007
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schoolyard

Going beserk and shooting a lot of people. term like "going postal". From the recent rash of school yard shootings.
When John lost his job he went 'schoolyard'
by Greatone June 17, 2007
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Schoolyard Bullshit

A much more superior term to emphasize bullshit. Only to be used when the bullshit perceived is higher than a normal call for the use of the word "bullshit." Can also be abbreviated, "Schoolyard," to invoke the emphasis on just exactly how ridiculous or out of line a certain situation is.
ex. 1 - Person is ditched for a steamy date. "Man that is some Schoolyard Bullshit!"

ex. 2 - Person playing Call of Duty is killed with a noobtube.
"Fuck!!! That is some Schoolyard!"

ex. 3 - Professor of general studies course gives you way more homework than any of your courses that actually pertain to your major.

Students Response - "This is some Schoolyard Bullshit!"
by Ghostbustersfreak March 25, 2010
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SchoolYard

Aye you guys got the ak-47? Let's go to the schoolYard
by Pug watch10 On YT January 29, 2020
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SchoolFag

A SchoolFag is someone who genuinely enjoys school and is dismayed when it's the weekend or when school is canceled for whatever reason.
1. Richard is a Schoolfag because he hates it every time there is a snow day.

2. Everyone in the Student Council is a SchoolFag.
by Ik0101 February 22, 2011
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