A squealing genre of flatulence commonly heard from one sitting down at an uncomfortable middle school desk, distinct in both sound and smell. A schoolhouse fart turns heads, not necessarily due to smell, but because of the scenario in which the toot was performed. Heads turn in disgusted disbelief. The best schoolhouse farts are undoubtedly expelled in a classroom setting - full of students, teachers, faculty, staff, and assignments.
"Ugh, did you hear Johnny rip ass during the middle of our Geometry lecture? Oh my, it was not just a toot, 'twas a schoolhouse fart!"
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Get the Schoolhouse rock mug.A one-room schoolhouse is a bathroom in a commercial establishment where the sinks, toilets, and urinals (if applicable) are in the same room, not separated by partitions.
The term comes from schools from the early 20th century which were the same way -- one room was the entire building, all grades of student in together.
The term comes from schools from the early 20th century which were the same way -- one room was the entire building, all grades of student in together.
A: "Let's go to Hook's restraunt."
B: "No, I hate that place. Whenever I have to go to the bathroom, it's a one-room schoolhouse. Someone will be in there and either he doesn't lock the door and I end up walking in on him and usually see him naked or the person does lock the door and I'm stuck awkwardly waiting in the way of the servers leaving the kitchen in full view of the restraunt."
B: "No, I hate that place. Whenever I have to go to the bathroom, it's a one-room schoolhouse. Someone will be in there and either he doesn't lock the door and I end up walking in on him and usually see him naked or the person does lock the door and I'm stuck awkwardly waiting in the way of the servers leaving the kitchen in full view of the restraunt."
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Get the one-room schoolhouse mug.Place where students are "educated". They really don't teach us real stuff though. Why don't I know about insurance policy limits and all that. The education system is full of RAT BASTARDS.
by Young Hov January 30, 2007
Get the Schoolhouse mug.A schoolhorse is a girl who’s underage, often 13-17, that sleeps with guys, smokes, get drunk/drinks alcohol (vodka) and is a b*tch. They also have way too much makeup.
The word comes from the two words ”school” and ”hore” where they’re put together in a nicer way.
The word comes from the two words ”school” and ”hore” where they’re put together in a nicer way.
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