school's laptops

a laptop distributed to students (almost always a chromebook) with the following characteristics:

More restrictions than there are people on this planet

shitty internet

inability to run anything that requires more than 1/2gb of ram

923483294204832094 blocked websites

me: the school's laptops suck

everyone with an iq above 3: yes

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

Notre Dame Academy High School S.I

A high school in which only girls attend. All the girls are beautiful, smart, and much much better in everyway then moore, villa, hill, sea, and all public schools. Usually like to party, but also know when to stop.

Mark: My girl goes to Notre Dame Academy High School S.I .
Dennis: My girl goes to Hill, let me see a picture of you girl?
*Shows picture*
Dennis: WOAH! Shes goregous!

Mark: she also is a party animal, and smart.
Dennis: Introduce me to her friends!

by Golden Eyes November 14, 2011

school's chromebooks

something that blocks every site except google drive and google classroom for some fucking reason

Id rather die than have to deal with the school's chromebooks

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

the hill school's chapel talks

Within the Hill School memorial chapel lies magnificent stained glass windows…countless oak pews where so many men and women have sat and contemplated the teachings of their gods and professors, along with the schools motto, “whatsoever things are true”, carved in stone high above the steel piping of the organ and lancet windows. So many hours have been spent inside this glorious building, listening to speeches by jocks, overachievers, underachievers, village idiots, and stoners making feeble attempts to piece together their pathetic lives by trying to make some sort of profound sense out of it all. I’m so sorry but talks about Martha Stewart, storytelling, and other people’s insecurities just don’t spark my fancy.

"Whos the chapel speaker today?"
"psh, some faggot who knows a girl, whos knows a guy, whos cousin committed suicide. And how the suicide truly effected their outlook on life and being an adolescent."

by christina March 22, 2005

school's out

Term meaning "hey, wise up!" From Alice Cooper song, which derived from a phrase he heard in the Little Rascals t.v. show: "Hey, Spanky, school's out."

You think everyone's always honest? Hey, school's out.

by Liberte July 28, 2006

Looks like school's out!

Ironical, douche thing to say when a large group of young people show up somewhere all at once. Must be said in a very loud voice so as to be overheard by the young'uns.

Freshly arrived young patrons mill about at Tijuana Flats.
"Looks like school's out!" says douche guy in an ironic tone.
Kids regard douche guy with impotent annoyance.

by Charlie H. January 20, 2009

Emirates International School's biggest brat

The biggest brat in eis, she sweet talks her way into people liking her but if you actally meet her she is the biggest brat, pretends shes smart but she dumb af. never gets spotted without carrying a branded bag like coach, tommy hilfiger and micheal kors and she's switch between them weekly. ALWAYS stacked up in jewellry cartier, swarovski and tiffany and you would never see her without the bigass vancleef earings and that shit costs like 14K. Pulls up in a different car every day from the latest maserati to the latest G-wagon. She has all that and pretends to be the most humble girl you'll ever meet

Did you see Emirates international school's biggest brat? She just got picked up by THE LATEST G-WAGON

by emirider123 April 18, 2019