schmoop

A fanfic with LOTS of fluff or with a more intense level of fluff.

"That Johnlock fic was so fluffy I'd go as far to say it was Schmoop.

by the-tenth-physician June 16, 2013

schnoogling

Intently interacting with your mobile device to the exclusion of the entire world around you.

"Stop schnoogling on your smart phone and help me make dinner".

by hystericblue42 January 2, 2011

schnoo's law

"Schnoo's Law": The ones who are preaching the loudest on Sunday morning were out sinning the most on Saturday night.

A famous Louisiana Senator followed the mandates of Schnoo's Law when, after proclaiming the virtues of family values, was caught dating a prostitute.

by manny morgan August 5, 2007

schnoodle diving

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash

brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.

by tinwillie June 22, 2011

schnoozle

The act of snuggling while giving each other Eskimo kisses.

We schnoozled for a while on her sofa before her parents came home.

by Ojae September 18, 2011

schnorp

Noun
A foolish tanner who thinks of him/herself better than others but always seems to mess something up

Have you seen the town schnorp recently?

by Suprobro August 5, 2014

schnoogie

schnoogie, originated in southern africa was created to show the true happiness of something or someone.

bro this new kanye west song is like schnoogie ong!!

by mr kanye west February 6, 2021