Schnizzle

A 'Schnizzle' is a male with a small penis whom makes love to his women. Mainly happens in Tasmania Australia.

Generally one women in a mothers group picking kids up from school will say "I'm going home to my Schnizzle tonight". What she means is "I'm going home to make love with my man who has a tiny tockley!".

by Big Schnizzle July 1, 2012

schnizzle

To sneak from one place to another unnoticed while surrounded by potential witnesses.

Our dog, Latte, likes to schnizzle her way up on to the couch, under the bed sheets, into bags of cat food, and does so right under our noses!

by Nobodyimportantreally March 3, 2007

schnizzle my nizzle

Retarded colloquialism used by people trying to be modernly 'hip' or 'cool'. It means the same thing as the older generations phrase "if I had my druthers" and is equally stupid and annoying.

Thay, Baaaay-buh! You rilly could schnizzle my nizzle anytime you like!

by Olin Hayes December 31, 2006

schnizzle rocket

A cumshot so fast that it breaks the sound barrier.

Dude,I could hear some guy's schnizzle rocket going off down the hall last night. I still can't hear out of my right ear.

by gemakus July 25, 2016

schnizzle my nizzle

Means that it takes your fancy, most commonly used to refer to someone you fancy, but can be used broadly.

'OOH, that Alex could schnizzle my nizzle!'

by Lidge July 31, 2006

fo schnizzle muh nizzle izzle bizzle fizzle dizzle

1.universal code talk that means "hey Im a moron"

2. excuse to use the letter z on the keyboard.

fo schnizzle muh nizzle izzle bizzle fizzledizzle...oh I mean please shoot me, appaerently im dumb

by stevie marie January 8, 2004

fo schnizzle muh nizzle izzle bizzle fizzle dizzle

Talk for people not learned in english good. They speaked like motards.

This means Excuse me could you please point me to a place where I might be able to enjoy a quiet walk in the park?

by john mahur February 27, 2003