schnuffle luffle

she says it is a willy=)

©Jasmine

-licky
-wherey?
-ya schnuffle luffle

by schnufflehead August 5, 2009

Schnifa

A wonderful combination of playing Fifa soccer on xbox and doing a lot of cocaine to keep the party going.

" whats up tonight subizno? "

" little bit of Schnifa with Redkit, you in? "

" only if speedy comes down "

by Steltran April 30, 2008

Schnuffel

1:To be completely spellbound by your soul mate 2: Extremely worship 3: Feel great affection 4: To love obsessively.

"Have you talked to Marq lately? That guy really Schnuffel's Laura. He's like, schnuffeling on her hardcore."

by Schatzy 25 February 3, 2010

schnuffle

The act of sniffing with the loudness and intensity of a wild dog - usually while sniffing a partner's neck or arm or leg in order to ascertain that they are the real thing and not just a clone sent to trick you (which is totally possible in this day and age).

Please stop you're messing up my hair, you don't have to schnuffle me - I promise I'm your wife and not just a replicant.

by Sarah Monaghan January 23, 2007

schnoffing

Similar to Snorting. South African slang usually used for snorting CAT or Crack.

I schnoffed so much last night.

What have you been Schnoffing, Jimmy?

by twistED Gein February 13, 2018

schnuffle waufel

1. A faux German teddy bear.

2. A sexual position involving a bear and a waffle.

3. A bear hug that involves scrotal nudging and tipping.

4. A big hairy penis that looks like a bear's head.

"Hey baby, did you get that thing I wanted?"
"Oh, the Schnuffle Waufel?"
"It's cute and snug and fits just right!"

by stankyfangers96 June 1, 2021

Schiff for brains

When someone lost access to their bitcoin due to technical illiteracy.

Peter never learned how to backup his bitcoin seed phrase and lost his private key. What a Schiff for brains!

by Rabbinstein January 27, 2021