Schneeman

Most commonly a whore found in the slums of Westmonster stroking herself with loofah and a pound of mayonaise.

Peepaw: I was walking by ANW the other day and saw Schneeman stroking Andys dick.

Mimnaw: Shcneeeeeeee MAN! cool dick!

by PEEPEESHESHE March 6, 2009

Schlieman Schnot

When you're in a swimming pool etc. and you snot a water boogie. Pleasant.

A pool in zante...
Person 1 : "ohww you've got a little schlieman schnot"

by H&S October 10, 2008

schnieb dust

the act of luring a man in close with the promise of anal penetration, only to fart on the tip of his penis.

Tally: You want to do me in the ass?
Dex: Hell yeah I do

**Dex moves in for the poke and....PFFFFFFFFFFFT**

Dex: Oh my God, you just schnieb dusted me

by its dot April 11, 2010

Schnieb

To schnieb ones self is to engage in a vigorous activity involving self penetration with ones fist at the same time as receiving an email

'john took a schnieb in the evening whilst on msn'

by Adam1989 June 25, 2008

schliem

A drug deal where someone steals your money.
Any event where something bad happens.

I tried to get some coke, but the nigger schliem me good. I hate getting the schliem.
I tracked poop all through the house. I can't believe that schliem happened. I can't clean up that schliem.

by Rezo Dezo Pezo April 6, 2008

Schliem

When someone owes you close to one thousand dollars, but after several years there is no hope of getting any money. Often, as a result of one's deadbeat friends

He crashed my car and I schliem out 900 dollars that I won't see again.
What an ass, Mike still schliems methat 900 dollars from three years ago, he spends that much weekly at the bars or on drugs!

by Dr. Frank Thomas XV April 28, 2008

Schniefen Harfen

When a lady accidently rubs her boob on you in passing.

I was sitting next to her at her desk showing her how to use Outlook and all of a sudden she leaned over to pick up a pen and gave me a Schniefen Harfen. It was superb!

by Jay Paul Quee February 11, 2009