Schmaked

Getting drunk, or the act of drunkenness

Tyler was so schmacked last night that his teeth hurt. PBA I'm schmacked! Let's get schmaked

by Dawgman1 April 21, 2017

Schmakin

To eat a burrito from the side like a fucking weirdo

"Did you see that fucking fag schmakin his burrito at Q-Doba?"

by MrSuperSoaker November 12, 2019

Schmak

When a parent (specifically a parent of the male variety) is being rather angery towards one of his precious off-spring. This normally occurs when the boyo or ladoid is being rather smelly and the male parent heavily disagrees. This results in a large beating; or a schmak. Utensils that can be used: belt, whip, a bare hand

Come here boyo you're getting a schmak

by mrboon February 18, 2017

Schmake

Someone that is retarded beyond imagination.

" You know (Oluwa)Seun, he's a schmake"

by Oluwaseun Oladeji December 11, 2018

schmakenzy

what i say to my son when he acts like an ass

I'm gonna schmakenzy-you better run!!!

by Steven B September 3, 2006

Schmaaks

When something is good or u like it.

1: Fuck I schmaaks that chick.
2: I schmaaks brandy & coke.
3: You schmaaks getting rapled ??

by Rhettius Bluff Durban South Africa September 19, 2006

Schmake

To finesse a headtop

Oi u likkle j bag don’t make me schmake ur marj

by notgonnabaitoutmygovernment December 7, 2018