SchmcShit

taking a shit while eating, specifically a cinnamon bun, and proceeding to place the food on top of the toilet paper dispenser while wiping.

SchmcNeil just fucking took another SchmcShit, god damnit SchmcNeil.

by SchmcObserver February 12, 2008

Shmushy

An effectionate nickname for a loved one who is incredible cute or shmush-ish.

'Shm' also serves as a prefix for other affectionate,couplie terms

"Me and my shmushy went to get some shmushi tonight, I love tuna rolls"

by Shmair January 24, 2009

schushie

Vagina

Hygienically sound women keep their schushie shushy,shushie clean for their man.

by The Junt December 29, 2013

schmesh

An obscure slang term used to mean definitely, affirmative, yeah, yes, or roger that.

Zerokool: Are you a fucking idiot?
Engage: Schmesh!

by Hadrian123 July 28, 2009

shmushmortion

The polite way to refer to an abortion

"Hey, Bro, I hear you need cash"
"Yeah dude. My girlfriend is getting something"
"What?"
"It rhymes with: shmushmortion"
"ooooooooo"

by zxcnmnm December 23, 2009

Schmuhl

Most likely a teacher who looks hot or milf like.

Omg that woman looks just like a schmuhl!

by Radiance92 August 9, 2022

Shmushmortion

a common euphemism for abortion

"Oh no! I'm preggers!"
"Get a shmushmortion."

by Piopei April 30, 2009