Shmouse

To consume something ; usually referring to marijuana.

A - "Dude, you down to shmouse today?"
B - "Can't dude, I gotta drug test tomorrow."

A - "Let's chill today. We'll shmouse than go pick some bitches up."
B - "No doubt, you want me to cop the bud?"

by Jay Mattyass October 28, 2009

schmouze

to smoke weed, commonly used by white kids (girls) in queens.

bro lets schmouze im dieng to dome a fatty.

by timmins tokes December 1, 2010

Schnouser

A rotten snatch that may have something lodged (like a tampon) for more than 24 hours.

"Damn girl...what in the world did you leave behind in that schnouser?"

by duality8808 September 1, 2011

schmooseoisie

The in-crowd of art groupies that hangs around gallery openings.

To qualify, you must be polished, primped and sufficiently flexuous to do a bit of iPhone texting while holding a conversation, a glass of organic wine, a plate of organic snacks, and a camera - and, at the same time, indulging in some serious shoulder-surfing to check if there's someone further up the social ladder you haven't yet air-kissed, dahling.

The schmooseoisie was out in force at Erin's opening.

by mum61e August 1, 2012

Schlouse

German word for thumb. Can be used for penis cause there are very similar.

My schlouse is very big and thick and hard.

by Hellobuddymarty October 16, 2011

shmoused

to be heavily inebriated, a mix of housed and smashed. One of the most drunken states.

1. I don't knoe if I hve evr ben so shmoused in my lyfe.

by Bouch March 2, 2005

Shmousen

A large bang, bad fire or any such ordeal that's dangerous. Added to the end of a word such as...

Shmouser.

Panzer shmousen (tank with bang)

The I.R.A use big shmousen to defeat the English shmousers

big shmousen, is bad shmousen for little shmousers

the kettle is almost shmousering

by Jankin the grey January 12, 2019