Schminky

Smelly and stinky. An adjective to describe an utterly repulsive smell/person/thing

Those public toilets were so schminky
I'm not going near her again - she's so schminky
Come on you schminky schmoo

by schmeggy September 4, 2020

Schmonkey

A cross between a schmuck and a monkey.

That cop was acting like a real schmonkey, shouting, jumping around and flailing his arms.

by 202101 December 24, 2010

schmockey

The game of ice hockey played by females.

Hockey (played by males) is a vastly different game, with different rules (i.e. bodychecking), than played by females. Thus, Schmockey, should be called by a different name just as softball/fastball is termed differently than baseball.

The term Schmockey is a combination of the words She, Hockey and Mockery.

The she represents the fact that Schmockey is a sport played by females.

The Hockey represents the similarities Schmockey has to Hockey.

The Mockery represents the fact that Schmockey is a mockery of the sport of hockey.

As stated by a hockey player:

"We would absolutely slaughter the schmockey team, without question."

by rpc11 October 30, 2007

schmookums

A term of endearment for your partner. Along the lines of baby, sweetiepie , honey, boo, schnookums

"Hey schmookums<3"

by bamf2013 October 14, 2013

Schminkle

An adorable female bellybutton.

That girl in a bikini has a sexy little schminkle.

by zugale November 4, 2018

Schmoke

To specifically smoke marijuana.

Used to differentiate between smoking tobacco and marijuana.

"Wanna go schmoke right now?" -Eric

"Nah bro, do I look illegal to you?" -You

by Eel Cire January 26, 2014

Schmock

Yiddish for an idiot. See also schmuck, schmo.

look at this schmock

by mrhappy3412 February 20, 2009