by coneaisseur June 14, 2020
Get the Schlong around the cone mug.Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.
"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"
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The condition in which your balls stick to your leg after sitting/standing around for an extended period of time in a hot environment.
Symptoms include walking like a penguin and extended scratching sessions.
Symptoms include walking like a penguin and extended scratching sessions.
People worry about blood clots in Economy Class, although schlongbosis is a condition affecting 1 in 2 males.
by Thomas M. July 21, 2008
Get the Schlongbosis mug.After two pumps, Matt casually pulled out blowing it on her stomach. "Sorry hun" he said, shrugging his shoulders "I've got no schlongevity."
John's schlongevity earned him the nickname "energizer bunny". He keeps going and going...
John's schlongevity earned him the nickname "energizer bunny". He keeps going and going...
by j0hnwillie March 13, 2008
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Get the Schlongcitis mug.by Pcott Setty May 1, 2008
Get the Schlongie Kong mug.You guys stay out, but I'm going home early. Why spend more money when I can go work that schlong garage back home?
by Delores Spomoni March 1, 2009
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