Schmeff

A phrase originating in Northern California expressing frustration or anger at a person or animal.

Tito: "what the fuck man?!!! You gave me a used condom!"
Marco: "I didn't know...."
Tito: "SCHMEFF."

by Rarlos Codrigo November 15, 2010

Schmouf

Shit mouth.

She’ s got schmouf. Smells like you ate crap for breakfast.

by Smellit June 9, 2019

schmiffy

a word to describe something fantastic.

ooo that spider crab is a bit schmiffy.

by mosley88 March 31, 2009

Schmuffle Bag

Ball Sack, Testicles, Beans.

She kicked him in the schmuffle bag!

by Notjeep November 30, 2011

schmmfff

Essentially used as a placeholder for different words depending upon the situation. Although widely used, few understand its original meaning, which has led to its widespread use. Although only allowed for use by veterans, many rooks and weaksauce non vets try to attain schmmfff status.

Live to Schmmfff
Hey have you schmmfffed yet?
awww schmmfff!

by S. McGee December 28, 2005

Schmiggly Schmaffin

An act of random annoyance. This is not to be confused with the act of trolling. Schmiggly Schmaffing is annoyance that invokes rage among their victims. After completing the act, one yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!" to increase the annoyance of the victim

Justin opens his book to page 103.

Zack says "Hey Justin! Look over there!"

Justin looks.

As Justin is looking, Zack throws his book on the ground and yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!"

Justin says "Damn it!"

by Thesperson November 2, 2011

schmuffle

to alernatly smush and/or ruffle another's hair with hands, usually in a side to side motion.

this word comes from combining the two words "smush" and "ruffle" while slurring the beginning a bit.

"Oh, that guy is so fuzzy. I just want to go up to him, schmuffle his hair, and say, "Will you marry me?"

by J gleason July 25, 2008