Shmiggles

An alternate and more pleasing to hear version of diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge . For use with partners and the general public.

Babe, I don't think I can go for a run with you because I have shmiggles again.

by hvacmakesmehot March 14, 2019

Schmigglet

A half howler. 16oz container used to fill with mead.

First used at Arktos Meadery in Grand Rapids, Michigan

Could you please fill my schmigglet with mead?

by Kodiak Krusader August 9, 2017

shmiggletag

1.) A small ball of feces attached to an anal hair
2.) A small object attached to a larger object that is causing issues with the larger object.
3.) A portion that remains after a major fuckup.

1.) Your ass probably itches because you've got shmiggletags.
2.) It's damaged because that shmiggletag was flapping around in the wind.
3.) Even after rebuilding the entire network we found shmiggletags from the former IT department.

by Chip Lewis August 21, 2019

schmuggle

schmuggle

A kiss (smooch) a hug and a cuddle thrown into one word,

ooh! Mi amor! *schmuggles*

by Darth Fureon April 21, 2006

schmogging

The act of making a strong and lasting impression at a post lunch business meeting by projecting schmog all over the meeting room walls.

The only way Steve could see getting out of this 3:00PM process meeting and potentially this dead end job, was to conclude his opening remarks at the meeting with a good schmogging.

by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011

J-Schwiggity

Slang term for young Oakville professionals named Joel Carroll with grotesque and deformed big toes.

Q: Sup kidddd, did you see J-Schwiggity's big toe?
A: Yeah Sunnnn, it's Chiggits. At least he's not two-face.

by DangerDiggity August 10, 2012

Papa John Schnigger

THE founder of Papa John's world-famous pizza franchise.

Papa John Schnigger got in trouble for saying the "N-word" so we had to boycott using his products.

by M3NTaL33 July 14, 2018