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s-schmid

to rape a dog in the ass and then puke n it after drinking 1/4 of a shot of vodka,you pussy
Spencer just s-schmidded that dog!
by andy May 4, 2004
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Coco a.k.a. Kathie Schmid

In another pathetic and feeble attempt to get attention, Coco would go on and on about how "busy" and "stressed" she is. First, the bitch does not work. Second, the mongoloid slept well into the afternoon. Third, the wife of Bob (see "stinky finger") would be the first person to cry for help and the last person to provide it.
When Coco cries for help, you better be there or she will have a mongo spaz fit. When Coco is asked for help, god forbid it be during nap time. She used me to basically raise her youngest. I HATE YOU, YOU LAZY BITCH!!!!!!!!!
by kravitz January 19, 2005
mugGet the Coco a.k.a. Kathie Schmidmug.

Schmid

To ejaculate in a condom. Coined after the late Julius Schmid, inventor of the modern condom.
"I really wanted to cum inside her but she made me use protection, so I had to Schmid instead."
by Unhandmygland December 9, 2024
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Schmid

Pass the schmid
by Jimbobertson July 3, 2023
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